some guy who has been hitting on me for a few weeks just accidentally invited me to his housewarming party, and then when I asked him about it he outright told me it would be “awkward” if i came / then proceeded to uninvite me and go offline.

I’m sorry… DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?!

Reader: I'm so sick of being single! How do I find a date?

Lemony Snicket: Desperation is like a spilled drink; even if it's delicious, no one will get near it. Cultivate an aura of glamorous unapproachability.